If I cared about what you do on the weekend, I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
oh my friends, my friends, forgive me,
that i am addicted to a musical about 19th century french people and you are noooot
Empty chairs at empty tables,
Because this musical is all I’ve got
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